milfsisyphus:

milfsisyphus:

i need to do a little craft with my hands

she gets it

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mgs3dickeater:

awkwardsonicphotos:

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They look so out of place

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swinging him like a baby

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postapocalyptic-cryptic:

*sweating, whole body shaking while I stare at a google doc* would he fucking say that????

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lesbinewren:

don’t let anyone on this website call you cringe they literally have a tumblr account

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evilscientist3:

BREAKING: the James Webb Space Telescope has detected signs of intelligent drum and bass on MASS-IV 3, formerly believed to be a Jungle planet. Scientists describe the revelation as “wicked”

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turtleduck-inc:

today i got locked out of watching youtube videos entirely on adblock grounds, so i did some tinkering.

ublock does not, in fact, seem to circumvent this, but i did find out something new through circumstance as well as trial and error:

bf told me two bits of information that turned out to be rather useful.
1) he hasn’t really gotten the youtube adblock notifications much.
2) his work laptop blocks youtube cookies completely. (this annoys him a bit because a couple quality of life features function off cookies)

so when i was trying to troubleshoot how to wrangle youtube into letting me listen to music without constantly throwing intrusive as hell ads at me, i decided to block youtube cookies just to see what would happen.

well wouldn’t you know, it has stopped complaining about ads being blocked entirely.
for now anyway.

TL;DR: looks like youtube is using cookies to check for adblockers, so blocking them seems to cause it to leave you alone.

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let-them-fight:

TAYLOR SWIFT vs HATSUNE MIKU

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ATTACK!

Taylor Swift

Hatsune Miku

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doggiewoggiez:

doggiewoggiez:

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Bocchi Shrimp Offering To Hermit crab God and Moray eel God and Valentini sharpnose Puffer God and nobody really wants it so they all beat The Fuck out of her

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Bocchi Offers Fresh Pontchartrain Blue Crab Claw To North american Native Freshwater Fish And central African native Freshwater Fish And is Rejected- Goes In The Algae Cooler For Ever

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weidli:

leahgardner-art:

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extra juicy ❤️‍🔥

[ID: realistic art of strawberries lying on a white surface /end ID]

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catgirlforeskin:

demolitionwizards666:

  • if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost
  • take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle
  • fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism
  • now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

casting these before getting out of bed like buff spells before a raid boss

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earhartsease:

escuerzoresucitado:

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iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

hi just so you know the media and internet lied to you.

being a bitch isn’t cool, being unkind isn’t tough, and aspiring to be petty is sad.

life is really really hard and the only way we’re gonna get through it with a little bit of joy is together.

enjoying hurting people’s feelings is a sign of deep unhappiness and i hope one day you can heal and spend your time loving the people who deserve it and getting away from the ones who don’t

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thoughtportal:

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DR ADAM LEVY ClimateAdam
ROSEMARY MOSCO

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suppermariobroth:

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In Super Mario Bros., by pressing Left and Right on the D-pad simultaneously, Mario will walk backwards. This is not possible on Nintendo’s official controllers, but can be achieved by using third-party controllers on the NES. On the Nintendo Switch Online NES service, due to Switch Joy-Cons having separate Left and Right buttons that would make this trivial, the ability to do this has specifically been disabled.

When this is performed as Fire Mario, it is revealed that when walking backwards to the right, all fireballs shot to the left travel at an extremely high speed, several times faster than normal. Since that causes them to hit targets or leave the screen almost immediately, Mario can rapid-fire them as seen in the footage, which would not be possible normally as only two fireballs can be on-screen at a time.

Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Small Findings | Source: SMB (NA, NES)

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derinthescarletpescatarian:

thewelllitweenie:

luckybyrdrobyn:

thewelllitweenie:

luckybyrdrobyn:

grandpasmachine:

I fucking hate this guy

It’s the little things

No

The no shoes, the wrong looking saw blades, too many coals, the grater still having plastic. So many many little things together in a horrid tapestry.

Reblog to give your occ health and safety guy a stroke

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wilwheaton:
“yeahiwasintheshit:
“oliviawebsite:
“allthingshyper:
“st-just:
“Corvids stay winning.
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Excellent work Comrade Raven!
”
Armored Core 6
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direct action
we can learn something from birds
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Hey, Google,
Ravens are merely an unkindness.
Crows...

wilwheaton:

yeahiwasintheshit:

oliviawebsite:

allthingshyper:

st-just:

Corvids stay winning.

Excellent work Comrade Raven!

Armored Core 6

direct action

we can learn something from birds

Hey, Google,

Ravens are merely an unkindness.

Crows are a murder.

Choose your next action wisely.

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