sageruto:

the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that i and people like me dont deserve basic human rights and respect and safety

charlesoberonn:

A story about a person who finds out they have the power to change mythos and fiction without changing the size of the effect it had on society. It goes from changing small details in their favourite book to changing basic core beliefs of major world religions, thus creating a whole new world where that religion’s effect on history is different.

thegreatcatzby:

hesolvescrimesandiblogaboutit:

assbutt-wizard-in-the-tardis:

Okay so google has “Search Images” and “Search Videos” options but what we really need it a “Search GIF” option

1) Search whatever you need in Google Images.

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2) Add “filetype:gif” to the search

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3) Hit enter.

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Only GIFs show up.

You’re welcome.

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

gallowshumorrandom:

victran:

opdownrange:

S.W.A.T. Team Wedding Photos Are More Romantic Than Tactical

The photos were even uploaded on the Chongqing S.W.A.T.’s official social networking site. 

goals

fuck your zombie theme and dinosaur theme photos

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microcroft:

iguah-daily:

I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER

f UCK PLEASE NOT AGAIN

NOT THIS AGAIN

I HAVE SURVIVED LIKE 2 YEARS WITHOUT THIS DEEP HAMBURGER LEVEL SHIT

princekarkat:

pyrates:

things people forget about john that don’t have to do with nic cage

  • he likes magic tricks
  • he likes paranormal stuff
  • he likes the animes
  • he makes (shitty) computer programs
  • he likes webcomics
  • his favorite color is green
  • he is left-handed
  • deathly alergic to peanuts
  • doesnt actually hate cake
  • he thinks daves rapping sucks
  • he plays the piano
  • likes the movie Little Monsters
  • has at one point seen furry porn
  • HE HAS ZERO TACT AND ISNT VERY SENSITIVE IN GENERAL
kikuhonda:

by シンサク

santasjinglebells:

I cant ever let this go sorry ship me to wherever as far as possible with no internet goodbye my friends see you all in therapy

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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cornerof5thandvermouth:

ahsatan:

bloodpactscout:

miss-zarves:

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple

mokomokuren:

PuNK

haemus:

u kno what’s the best weed …..it’s when I’m weed u

dailydot:

Congratulations, gamer girls—you’re officially at the top of the food chain when it comes to games. A new study released by the Entertainment Software Association has revealed that adult women now occupy the largest demographic in the gaming industry. Women over 18 made up a whopping 36 percent of the gaming population, followed by adult men at 35 percent. 

Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.