officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

infamousnfamous:

white vegans be like “honey is unethical because the bees worked so hard on it that’s why I like the completely ethical alternative of sugar harvested by underpaid and abused fieldworkers”

johnnysjetpack:

tchy:

dark-vowelled:

sclez:

durendals:

there is literally no difference between academic scholars discussing their interpretations of a text and a bunch of people yelling YOUR HEADCANON IS WRONG at each other

As a Masters student I can vouch for this.

The difference is citations.

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coffeeandinsanity:

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

I UNDERSTAND

memeguy-com:

So we had disney day at our school

techsquadassemble:

dangergays:

so i go to a private school where tuition costs more than most people make in a year and lemme tell you, rich kids are so unaware that they’re rich it’s hilarious and frightening at the same time

I go to a private school too and a while back I was complaining about how I was never home alone and a guy legitimately said “just buy a hotel room”
Rich kids are scary

jackedoff:

turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy

ironic-knight-of-time:

attackofthepartycannon:

brotherbot:

THINGS PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT JOHN THAT DONT HAVE TO DO WITH NICOLAS CAGE:

  • HE LIKES MAGIC TRICKS
  • HE LIKES PARANORMAL STUFF
  • HE LIKES “THE ANIMES”
  • HE LIKES SHITTY COMPUTER PROGRAMS
  • HIS FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN
  • HE’S LEFT HANDED
  • HE’S DEFINITLY ALERGIC TO PEANUTS 
  • HE DOESNT ACTUALLY HATE CAKE
  • HE THINKS DAVES RAPPING SUCKS
  • HE LIKES TO PLAY THE PIANO
  • HE LIKES THE MOVIE LITTLE MONSTERS
  • HE HAS AT ONE POINT SEEN FURRY PORN

tHANK YOU

THANK YOU 

thecursedknight:

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1

Oh god this has to be the best one yet

innocent-armin:

Do you ever just stare at your replies and you know what you want to say but for some reason the words just don’t work

You just can’t word

and you just

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jaybird-gaybird:

Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.

belleandwhistle:

breyanarae:

elegantlytasteless:

Underwater sculpture, in Grenada, in honor of our African ancestors thrown overboard.

I couldnt not reblog this, it’s so powerful to me.

oh my god.

sephalopods:

Some things you should remind yourself daily

  • Your tummy is great
  • You have really nice legs
  • You have a really beautiful face
  • Your hair looks rad
  • You’re good enough
  • Your body is 100% normal and acceptable.
  • It’s yours and you should decorate it how you want
  • You’re hella cute